Grandma: Oh, Aspen and Grady, it seems like just last week that your Grandpa and I visited you in Atlanta; both of you have grown so much that we almost did not recognize you!

Aspen, you are as pretty as a picture! Grady, you are such a handsome boy, but I am wondering if your mother is feeding you enough.

Grandpa: Grandma, the boy has been here almost a minute, and you are already declaring him starving to death! He seems perfectly healthy to me, and I cannot see any ribs protruding!