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Bailiff
Hear yea, hear yea, hear yea, the District Court is now in session. All rise! The Honorable Judge Anita L’Capra presiding.

Judge Anita L’Capra
Let the record show that it is now 1:10 p.m. on the 14th day of September, 2005. We are in Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming to investigate charges that the Yellowstone pronghorn is in danger within this ecosystem. Arguing in the pronghorn’s defense is Cornelia Prong, while the opposition is presented by Johnny Skeptuk. You may be seated.

Glossary
ecosystem — a community of species and their environment, regarded as one unit

pronghorn ( Antilocapra americana) — a small deer-like mammal that stands around 3 feet high at the shoulder and has small forked horns