Iva: You better be quiet and listen, Mike. I think Dee Anker just said something about Yellowstone.

Anker: It has been brought to our attention that ground-breaking research is taking place in the vast living laboratory known as Yellowstone National Park-research that explores potential geologic threats, such as volcanic activity or earthquakes, that could impact people's lives. Our source-who prefers to be known only as The Mole-is working undercover to reveal the latest discoveries on research projects involving the park's hydrothermal and volcanic systems.

Inspector: How can this be?

Iva: But Mike, you're always telling me that you want the public to be aware of research taking place at Yellowstone!

Inspector: Well, of course, Iva. I think people would be fascinated, if they only knew. But my staff all agreed it should be done the right way. We were trying to figure out how to make people really sit up and take notice!

Glossary: geology - scientific study of the structure, origin, and history of the Earth
hydrothermal - having to do with hot water
volcano - a vent in the Earth’s crust through which lava, ashes, and hot gases are released, adj. volcanic